Please don't look at this. Please.
The page - it is here. No, wait, it's there. Oh, dammit, it left again.
Welcome to Jeff's page! You'll find lots of stuff here. Just not now. But soon.
The next paragraph - it is here. And there. And everywhere-oh, damn! There it went. Oh, well.
This is the next paragraph. Here you will find the questions to all of your answers... No, wait, that can't be it.
- Jimmy Page
- Jimi Hendrix
- All those other guys who were never called Jim
- Smashing Pumpkins - 'But Jeff, Billy's voice hurts my ears!' If I had a dollar for every time some moron whined like that, I'd be able to buy their opinions back from MTV. Get off yourselves, that's a useless excuse for being a narrow-minded prick.
- Dream Theater - Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence, Images and Words, and Metropolis Part II. Can't pick one. Buy them all.
- Led Zeppelin - Anything but IV - so much underrated perfection, so little time. I think I'm going to listen to it. All of it. And all at the same time. That way, all my split personalities can enjoy their own favorite albumsAAGH!!! Who said that? What?