You're sweating, you haven't slept properly in days, and you're pretty sure that you've been talking to yourself.
Your search history is an endless stream of forums and reviews, and you've discovered that against all the odds you're able to carry multiple completely opposing opinions in your head at the same time. You're pretty sure that you're about to lose it completely, possibly in a public place. You're scared.
What you're suffering from is a standard case of GAS, or Gear Acquisition Syndrome, and you are not alone. Every musician has suffered from this affliction at some point. It's the all-consuming desire to expand your collection of gear, and it gets us all eventually. Bank balances have been battered and marriages destroyed, but by god there's been some lovely gear bought.
Our handy guide to the seven stages of GAS will help you understand the signs and treat the symptoms of the syndrome. Read on, and remember: it's going to be OK…