My name is Edward Thompson

Sir Edward Thompson

Open Guitar Forum · 4/13/2012 9:23 PM

I like to tease and make fun of people. I like
start arguments. And finally... I love to confuse
people with my ridiculous jargon so that everyone
will bow down to my feet. All because... I'M
BORED!!! CHAIRMAN OF THE BORED!!!!

And wholenote is the perfect place where I can
post anonymously and not get caught!!! I also go
by.. Andrew Fake and maybe even Who's(whose)
guitar.

So watch out ladies and gentlemen! I troll this
site with vigor. For I am... ANDREW FAKE from the
Roman Empire!!!

Oh yeah.. and I can't play guitar which is why
don't really talk so much about music. Although I
do like to make confusing and cryptic posts that
make sense to me but never to others (it's SOOO
FUN!!!)

Also, I have a janina fretboard. So you better
watch out. ;)

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Re: My name is Edward Thompson

4/14/2012 11:47 AM

Warren Hunt (5715) wrote:

Good for you.

Obviously the medication your on is not working and your having grand delusions of being important to this site and the world. Big deal you can post anonymously. That must make you feel like an important person. POWER! By the way; anyone can post anonymously.

I bet you sit in your room wanking when ever you see your mother's cleavage. Do you get hotter or hornier when your dad comes home and you spy on him while he takes a shower, knowing he is frustrated about the build up of gunk on the wall that he cant explain.

All hail the Chairman of the Board of Wankers; Sir Edward Thompson and all his AKA's.

PS>> one chord does not make you a guitar player.

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Re: My name is Edward Thompson

4/14/2012 4:47 PM

Adrian Dupree (4929) wrote:

LOL!!!

I have the feeling that someone pulled a lame joke on this guy.

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Re: My name is Edward Thompson

4/14/2012 5:16 PM

Who's(whose) Guitar wrote:

I don't think Warren gets it...

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Re: My name is Edward Thompson

4/14/2012 5:38 PM

Adrian Dupree (4929) wrote:

Which is why I said that it was a lame joke.
Regardless, whoever posted this on here was pretty spot on.

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Re: My name is Edward Thompson

4/14/2012 11:34 PM

Who's(whose) Guitar wrote:

Maybe you can explain it to Warren since he obviously doesn't get it. Help your fellow noter with a quick explanation so he doesn't look so stupid.

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Re: My name is Edward Thompson

4/15/2012 12:13 PM

Randy Combs (6516) wrote:

Sir Edward Thompson! Since we know your name and you
are posting regulary, I invite you to join in and
sign up. Though most here probably do not enjoy your
posting, I say it is better than no postings. And
plus you can accumulate points! Before you came
along Wholenote got 2-3 posts a day. Since you have
been posting it is 10-14 posts a day.

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Re: My name is Edward Thompson

4/15/2012 3:42 PM

Who's(whose) Guitar wrote:

I am here to help. Would you like to lose a little weight? I can help, all you have to do is ask.

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Re: My name is Edward Thompson

4/15/2012 4:03 PM

Randy Combs (6516) wrote:

Quitting smoking has been the toughest, 2 months and still get an occasional urge.

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4/15/2012 10:45 PM

Who's(whose) Guitar wrote:

If you haven't had a cigarette for two months the hard part is over. You look like you lost weight too. Keep at it or you'll be dead before your time.

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Re: My name is Edward Thompson

4/17/2012 12:21 PM

Michael Laurance (4038) wrote:

I never smoked, but I have a horrible food addiction. I'm trying to do better, because a fat guy on stage just doesn't look that good, but it's tough.

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Re: My name is Edward Thompson

4/17/2012 7:12 PM

Who's(whose) Guitar wrote:

Weigh yourself often and give up sweets and snacks to start. If you can't do that, seek psychiatric help.

Can you do that or do you need coaching? No whining...