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Anyone identify with any of these or have your own to add?

You can live in Phoenix, Arizona where.....
1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. :-)
2. You can open and drive your car without touching the car door or the steering wheel.
3. You've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
4. You would give anything to be able to splash cold water on your face.
5. You can attend any function wearing shorts and a tank top.
6. "Dress Code" is meaningless at high schools and universities. Picture lingerie ads.
7. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town.
8. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food.
9. The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!
10. You know that "dry heat" is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open your oven door.

You can Live in California where...
1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.
2 The high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer his cell phone.
3. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
4. You know how to eat an artichoke.
5. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party.
6. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.

You can Live in New York City where...
1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan.
2. You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building.
3. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.
4 You think Central Park is "nature,"
5. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.
6. You've worn out a car horn.
7. You think eye contact is an act of aggression.

You can Live in Maine where...
1. You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco.
2. Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
3. You have more than one recipe for moose.
4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons.
5. The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost winter, and construction.

You can Live in the Deep South where...
1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store.
2. "Y'all" is singular and "all y'all" is plural.
3. After five years you still hear, "You ain't from ' round here, are Ya?"
4. "He needed killin' " is a valid defense.
5. Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Mary Sue, Betty Jean, Mary Beth, etc.

You can live in Colorado where...
1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car.
2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home and he stops at the day care center.
3. A pass does not involve a football or dating.
4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail.

You can live in the Midwest where...
1. You've never meet any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name.
2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at?"
5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, "It was different!"

AND You can live in Florida where...
1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even houses and cars.
3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist.
4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
5. Cars in front of you are often driven by headless people.

Debra


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10/25/2005 7:12 AM

Derek Mccaughey (657) wrote:

You can in Ireland where:

1. It is sunny, then you go to the bathroom, come back out and theres a thunderstorm.

2. "Going for a beer" means "two or three beers",

"Going for a couple of beers" means "five or six beers"

"And going for a few beers" means "Drinking till you pass out"

3. As long as the person saying it is smiling "You f**king b**tard" is an expression of friendship

4. The placement of the F word in the sentence tells you if the person saying it is angry or not ie:-

"pass the f**king ketchup"= not angry
"f**king pass the ketchup"= angry

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10/29/2005 8:23 PM

Dick Reed (1927) wrote:

Hey Debra,
You could live in Montana if:
You don't mind extremly low wages or
if wind and weather don't bother you,
if you don't mind paying more for brown fruit and vegetables,
on the east side you might drive 300 miles for a good burger and onion rings,
play guitar outside at 30 below 0 at campout',
have people in supply stores say " you want what" and you want it when"
Or stop for coffee in a small town and have all 12 of the graduating class ask if you would like your car washed.
Or sleep in your car for a night in the prairie because snow has closed the road and you just happen to have blankets and food and water, and candles and you have a ball. Theres more but I don't want this to be too long..... LOL
Thanks,
DR



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10/30/2005 5:25 AM

Debra Jean (9018) wrote:



Thanks for the invite, but I don't do cold very well.

Debra



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10/30/2005 8:43 PM

Dick Reed (1927) wrote:

Hey Debra,
Does anybody hear from Randy anymore?
I didn't see his name pop up on any recent topic's.
DR



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10/30/2005 9:27 PM

Debra Jean (9018) wrote:

Can't speak for anyone he might be in contact with privately, but as far as I know, there's been no public sign of him here since last March.

Debra

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10/30/2005 1:03 AM

J.R. Libby (219) wrote:

Very nice piece...though I'm not sure how many Mainers you'll find who eat moose meat...in fact, many Mainers who have lived here all their lives haven't seen one, other then in a zoo or on TV. I saw one in a zoo, in Maine, and one in a marsh, in NH, and one back about 5 years ago in Acadia National Park just down the road from where I lived at the time. And I'm glad you didn't bring up lobster, because most Mainers turn their nose up to em...many tourists think we eat that stuff 3 times a day, but it fact, it's a tourists thing. And you was off just a tad on the seasons...we have Summer which runs into Winter which runs into something that lasts about two weeks and we're not sure what to call that...
A lot of tourists who I talk with are surprised just how nice the Summer's are up here...because they had come here expecting winter in July. Actually, if you've ever had a taste of moose meat, in all likelyhood, you wouldn't ask for seconds...it has a very wild taste to it, much more so then deer, which by the way, most Mainers have had and wouldn't pass down if offered. As for seasonings, let me see; we have salt, salt, salt, and...yup, more salt. We seem to put the salt right to things up here...probably why so many up here suffer from high blood presure. I live right by one of the entrances to Acadia National Park, and you would not have to drive three blocks to find a place to park in the shade here...but you would have to drive three blocks to find a place to park, period. It rains people up here in the Summertime. Of course, we also have the "it's a good thing" girl who has a home just down the road, and trust me, that's not a good thing, as many who live anywhere near her will tell you...



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10/30/2005 5:40 AM

Debra Jean (9018) wrote:

Ok, so no moose meat. Or lobsters.

I didn't make it up. Probably got it in an email or something. But if I had, I wouldn't add moose meat to it.

By the way, the mayor of Topeka does not know my name, either. But the rest pretty well applies for the Midwest where I'm at. Especially that prepositional ending thing.

Debra



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12/9/2005 2:38 AM

Joshua Mattingly (7766) wrote:

Hey J.R.,


You gotta move a little north of Bar Harbor, my friend! :)


It's Maine where I live, heh heh!

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10/30/2005 1:08 AM

Brian Elzey (4318) wrote:

I live in nowhere Iowa. It's funny because to me, all the points for the midwest are "well, of coarse, that's just the way it is."

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10/30/2005 1:55 AM

Mike Smith (9737) wrote:

you can live in australai where nobody gives a s--- about anything.
you are used to getting shafted by lying cheating politicians
you get used to americans trying to say Good day the aussie way
where coming from england is seen as joke
where immigrants get to stay at govt expense in 5 star detention centres
where whinging about anything and everything is par for the course

where the most incredible country stretches for miles and miles with nobody living there and is called "the Bush"

in fact this has to be the best place on earth to live............its the people that are the problem.

oh yes and where white kids think they are black american kids..........and we have you guys to thank for that.

mike



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10/30/2005 5:44 AM

Debra Jean (9018) wrote:

oh yes and where white kids think they are black american kids..........and we have you guys to thank for that.

I see that all the time here, too, Mike. I don't get it.

Debs



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10/30/2005 9:05 AM

Jeremy Cotton (7923) wrote:

I've met a lot of young white kids blacker then me. It cracks me up. I have no idea of what that really says about society, but I'm thinking it indicates "something rotten in Denmark"...


JC





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10/30/2005 3:58 PM

Debra Jean (9018) wrote:

Jeremy, I just did an internet search to see if I could find some research studies on the subject and I still don't get it. What I mostly found were forum discussions, which I usually dismiss as opinion based on subjectivity.

Actual articles on the subject were fairly elusive, and for the most part made reference to Hip-Hop culture which they defined generally as an urban youth culture associated with rap music and the fashions of African-American residents of the inner city.

One by Dan Hodge, a youth minister in California, 'Wankstas & Wiggas: Dealing with the New Generation of White Hip Hop Culture' in part said, "What was once thought of as only a Black culture, hip hop has become a multi-ethnic, multi-dimensional culture that embodies a host of languages, colors, music, and life? Hip-hop culture is more than just the music itself; its a way of life for many." (http://www.cyfm.net/article.php?article=Wankstas_Wiggas.html)

(For those, like me, who are clueless regarding urban slang, a 'wanksta' is a person who acts/looks like a gangster or thug, but has never done anything gangster or thug-like besides acting or looking like one. A 'wigga' or 'wigger' is a white person who so admires black culture, lifestyle and fashions, that they adopt aspects of it for themselves, especially hip-hop culture. Now we know.)

I did find a reference to a book on the subject, "WHY WHITE KIDS LOVE HIP-HOP: Wankstas, Wiggers, Wannabes and the New Reality of Race in America" by Bakiri Kitswana. The book's blurb says, "The author looks at the culture of hip-hop and how race is being lived by young people. At the same time he addresses uncomfortable truths about America's level of comfort with black people and challenges preconceived notions of race such as whether culture belongs to a race in the first place." (http://facweb.eths.k12.il.us/booksrus/bookstoread.htm)
Part of a review I saw on it by a Rebecca Onion, went something like this: "Unfortunately, Bakari Kitwana's book, for which I had high hopes, doesn't address the psychological ramifications of the white-kid hip-hop explosion, tending instead towards vast generalizations about the shifting state of race politics in America." So, no deep answers there. No matter, I wasn't going to buy it anyway.

While scanning thru what I could find, I did see some references made to social issues like in-groups, popularity and even racialized masculinity. One twelve year old said, "At my school there's quite a lot of white boys trying to act black. They use the language that associate with 'gangsters' because they think it's cool. They wear their trousers down on their hips because they think it's "in". I think they act like this because they want to be accepted by boys acting like gangsters." Another said, "White kids nowadays try to act "black" - which means gangster. They act as if the words are interchangeable."

What I didn't see were any references or correlations made to the impact of greater social changes and what role this might play developmentally as today's kids attempt to find their own identity, struggle with social interactions, and grapple with moral issues. The world is surely a bigger, faster, more complex and scarier place than when I was young and I recall being plenty frightened and unsure of myself. If donning the mental cloak of a gangster makes them feel braver, stronger, and more sure of themselves, I'd say right there's part of the appeal. But maybe I go too deep.

All in all, my search turned up nothing conclusive other than the commonality of hip-hop. According to one reference, the term is most commonly used today as a synonym for rap music And I have only one opinion of rap music.



Debra





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10/30/2005 4:41 PM

Mike Smith (9737) wrote:

hey mate i have to ask you this and please dont take offence.............what is with the fashion statements from some of these kids.........why do they buy clothes dont fit, wear three hats and more gold than in an african gold mine.....i dont get it.

hang on a bit i think i have it.

i remember the old saturday night fever days when men used to wear tight fitting spandex clothes that they can no longer fit into. if you buy your clothes that are 6 times too big today in 20 years time when the fashion comes back you dont have to buy the clothes you already have them.........maybe these kids are smarter than we think.

mike





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10/30/2005 9:35 PM

Clay Daigle (3384) wrote:

Maybe it's the same thing with us older white guys playing blues....?? It's really NOT our music, our culture, but we study it, play it, love it. I don't think there's any difference. with what the white boys are doing today and what kids did back in the 50's. The music broke down some of the racial lines and black and white kids danced to the same music together.

clay





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10/30/2005 11:17 PM

Debra Jean (9018) wrote:


I been brain chewing on this most all day and though you make a valid point, I think there is quite a difference between you 'older white guys playing blues' and what these young white kids are doing. You guys are playing music. The extreme of them are dressing and walking and talking and thinking and acting like gangsters.

Debra






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10/31/2005 7:05 AM

Clay Daigle (3384) wrote:

Well, that's why I said "maybe". I don't know. Maybe it's some kind of lack of self esteem in young whites and they see young black culture as more macho. The media and advertising has been giving us white males a bad image. Blues and Black music had so much influence on rock and roll and it's just the continuing saga... Heck back in the mid 70's when I was in high school it was somewhat the same way. My friends and I spoke the lingo and acted a little black too. Listened to KC and the Sunshine Band, Ohio Players, Kool and the Gang, Parliment...etc, etc.

Clay





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11/1/2005 5:15 AM

Debra Jean (9018) wrote:

I listened to all those in HS in the 70's, too, but I tried to act a little like a hippy instead. (Now that's a term you don't hear often now days.) I suppose our folks were as baffled by the looks, sounds, beliefs and actions of that subculture as we are of the hip-hop culture. And is now as was back then, we're actually only talking about a certain percentage of kids.

Sure, I think anyone, black or white or green, wearing their britches falling off their a$$ with their underwear showing is distasteful and kinda dumb, but what distresses me way more is the level of aggression, lack of empathy and sense of entitlement I encounter from this certain percent of kids. I find the music especially aggressive and believe it influences their attitudes.

I don't feel it at all with your blues music. Nor do I feel it from our music of the 70's. Maybe I'm not recalling well, but my recollects are about 'Peace, Love and Rock and Roll' and disco dancing to happy, up beat music.

Actually, if you analyze it, the baggy britches/underwear showing behaviors, could be intrepreted as aggressive it's self. It's kinda like, 'Here! In your face! I'm gonna make you look at my underwear and half my a$$ whether you want to see my personal apparel and private parts or not!'

And it's sorta the same with the girl's bras and straps showing, though not as extreem. Do you recall seeing bra straps back in our HS days like you do now? No way! We did everything possible to keep them out of sight. I still do. And all the cropped tops and hip huggers .. - .. - .. oh .. - ..- .. I don't guess I can say a darn thing about those .. - .. I used to dress like that in HS myself sometimes. But not to wear to school, only after school or during the summer - and my straps didn't show!

I agree with your 'lack of self esteem comment'. I'm trying to wrap my head around some of the social issues but the ends keep coming loose.

Debra





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11/1/2005 6:55 PM

Clay Daigle (3384) wrote:

Yes, I suppose you're right. There's no easy answer. Doesn't our future look great ;)

Clay



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10/30/2005 2:45 PM

Mike Smith (9737) wrote:

i also dont understand why they have to buy pants 6 times too big for them.

mike

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