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Funny quotes & Bumper stickers

1) Logic: The art of being wrong, with confidence.
2) Computers are only human!
3) If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
4) Microwave: Signal from a friendly Micro!
5) IRS: We've got what it takes, to take what you've got
6) Friends help you move...REAL friends will help you move bodies.
7) Ever notice how fast windows runs? Neither did I.
8) Oxymoron: Criminal Lawyer
9) make something idiot proof, and someone will build a better idiot!
10) He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
11) ERROR! NO KEYBOARD! "HIT F1 To Continue"

Quotes:

1) I married Miss Right! Just didn't know her first name was "Always".

2) I havn't spoke to my wife in over a year...I don't like to interrupt her.

3) The last fight I had with my wife was my fault. She asked me "What's on TV?" I sad "DUST!"

Chris
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Re: Funny quotes & Bumper stickers

4/4/2002 1:24 AM

John Myers (8868) wrote:

Our campus has one that gets a lot of chuckles from everybody available at the bookstore. It reads: "Sex kills, so go to Tech and live forever."

John



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4/4/2002 8:57 AM

Shane Roe (9823) wrote:

I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can diet.



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4/4/2002 6:22 PM

John Myers (8868) wrote:

Funny thing, I've got a song that's quite a bit like that.

John

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4/4/2002 5:49 PM

Warren Sinclair (158) wrote:

Bad spelars of the wurld ,untie!

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10/3/2002 1:21 PM

Steve Suomu (680) wrote:

This topic should be open again
I laughed out loud, some of them were so funny. Here's my favorite bumper sticker (this one is a little older):

"JESUS SAVES"..Esposito scores on the rebound



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10/3/2002 1:33 PM

Stephen Williamson (3356) wrote:

Or the ever popular
"Jesus Saves, Moses Invests"



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10/3/2002 2:04 PM

Chris Pinto (24466) wrote:

Howabout these bumper stickers:

1) OK, I take it back....UN-screw you!
2) Macho Law forbids me from admitting I'm wrong.
3) Not all women are annoying...Some are dead.
4) Earth is full, go home!
5) I majored in Liberal Arts....Will that be for here, or to go?
6) Set lazer printer to stun
7) Chaos, panic & disorder - My work here is done
8) You say I'm a bastard like it's a bad thing
9) I work 40 hrs a week to be this poor
10) I just want revenge....Is that SO wrong?


Chris



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10/3/2002 2:19 PM

T.L. Williams (970) wrote:

lol, no.8 is cool...lmfao

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10/3/2002 1:43 PM

Dylan Tuggle (334) wrote:

One of my favorites is:

"Your favorite band sucks!"

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10/3/2002 2:00 PM

Inactive Member wrote:

Back in the 80's, Ohio had a Governor named Richard Celeste.
A very popular bumber sticker read:

Dick Celeste...before he dicks you.

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