Wow, after reading over that post, I think I found a way to make some grammar mistakes that have yet been discovered. Read it carefully, see how the tense, as well as the sentence subject, changes, like when you write those run-ons that take up entire paragraphs like the one I wrote in 6th grade that my good for nothing teacher gave me an F on, which is no sign of my intelligence because I was hanging out late that night and wrote the paper in the morning while I was half asleep like those zombies in night of the living dead who are eventually killed by that dude who was in that movie which probably had some actor in it who also was featured in a movie with Kevin Bacon since he is connected to every actor ever like it says on that web-site that was made by two college kids with nothing better to do because making web sites like that in college is a waste of time unlike WN which is an interactive guitar community that features dog from because e-mail garden chair apple pickup fourteen haste in bliss (If you've read this far, I suggest you take a glass of cold water, splash it on your face, then turn off your computer and practice your scales)

I'm nominating Jason as "The Hardest Working Forum Poster" at WN. Or would that be "The Most Bored Forumite." ;-)

Jason, I can tell that the anticipation of the arrival of your LTD MH-300 is making uncommon synapses fire in your brain. I can only imagine what the posts will be on the 29th ;)

Now go practice your wah technique...

actually this massive bombardment of posts is a ploy to take over WN by activity points. I have a mere 80 something now, but your pathetic 1000+ efforts will soon be passed once I publish all of my 126 lessons I have waiting in the wings.

Sorry Jason, but I've got over 400 lessons ready to go at the push of a button. Look for titles like "know your E note" and "what's this thingy" LOL. Well, ok, so I don't have lessons in the wings but I do look forward to your lessons.

well you see, due to my computer crashing, all those lessons were lost, i am in the process of re-writing them

Hey man,
I was trying to usurp C.S.'s high score (2,900 points or something)...that's why I'm creating all these lessons with so many pages in them. I figure 7 pages a day for a year, plus a few more articles and the throne is mine, all mine....(insert diabolical laughter)

JC

You seem to be suffering from a "Dr Evil" complex
>;09