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Nice ways to say someone is stupid

1) Got into the genepool while the lifeguard wasn't lookin'

2) A few fries short of a Happy Meal
3) Proof that evolution goes in reverse
4) Wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead
5) One taco short of a combo plate
6) All foam, no beer
7) Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel
8) Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel

9) IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
10) warning: Object in mirror is dumber than dumber than it appears

11) Too many yards between the goalposts
12) As smart as bait
13) Forgot to pay the brain bill
14) An intillect rivaled only by garden tools
15) Fell out of the family tree
16) Fell out of the stupid tree, and hit every branch on the way down

Chris
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Re: Nice ways to say someone is stupid

12/22/2001 11:55 AM

Greg Jones (1630) wrote:

LMAO dude, that was pretty funny. I liked it.



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Re: Nice ways to say someone is stupid

12/22/2001 3:50 PM

Shane Roe (9823) wrote:

How about these:

You're dumber than a box of rocks.
My hemmorhoid doctor is your brain surgeon.
If I had a mind like yours, I'd want to be out of it too.
You've got a pretty little head; for a head it's pretty little.
You're not scatter-brained. You don't have any brains to scatter.
I'd have you a battle of wits, but I don't go against anyone that's unarmed.

Stupid

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Re: Nice ways to say someone is stupid

12/22/2001 4:14 PM

Inactive Member wrote:

Chris...are you trying to tell me something man? lol.

Cool list.

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Re: Nice ways to say someone is stupid

12/22/2001 7:37 PM

David Pruiksma (1472) wrote:

dumb as a box of rocks,not fireing on all eight
they can't help it they were born that way

Oh I guess that not so nice...

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Re: Nice ways to say someone is stupid

12/22/2001 10:01 PM

Chester Horton (10480) wrote:

If brains were dynamite , this boy couldn't blow his nose.

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Re: Nice ways to say someone is stupid

12/22/2001 10:12 PM

Maciek Sakrejda (8047) wrote:

A slight variation on number eight's my favorite:

Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel.

-m

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Re: Nice ways to say someone is stupid

12/22/2001 11:24 PM

Vernon Horne (1134) wrote:

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

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Re: Nice ways to say someone is stupid

12/22/2001 11:38 PM

John Myers (8868) wrote:

They're all pretty funny. I've used a variation of #1 actually. The way I've used it is "appearently somebody forgot to put chlorine in your gene pool"

John



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Re: Nice ways to say someone is stupid

12/23/2001 12:14 AM

Katie Alarcon (2528) wrote:

LOL those are pretty funny!!! I think ill start using some of those lol!

-Katie



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Re: Nice ways to say someone is stupid

12/24/2001 12:22 AM

John Myers (8868) wrote:

Uh oh, now we're in trouble. Not only is Katie back, she's equipped for verbal combat. I knew I should have invested in a helmet and other defensive gear. LOL

John



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Re: Nice ways to say someone is stupid

12/24/2001 10:55 AM

Katie Alarcon (2528) wrote:

ya John and my main target is you! LOL

-Katie



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Re: Nice ways to say someone is stupid

12/24/2001 11:50 AM

Inactive Member wrote:

Hey Katie...

If John is your target, whose target are you?

I tease cause I care...lol!

Mateo





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Re: Nice ways to say someone is stupid

12/24/2001 7:16 PM

Jeremy Ledford (14379) wrote:

gunner!! right 5 degrees!! elevation of 20 degrees!! take aim!!!!!!

germ



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Re: Nice ways to say someone is stupid

12/26/2001 11:18 PM

John Myers (8868) wrote:

Ha! You don't scare me little girl. Do your absolute worst. I'm a man who has looked death right in the face and laughed with my mouth open.

John

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