St. Peter's is checking ID's at the Pearly Gates. He asks a man, ``What did you do on Earth?'' The man says, ``I was a doctor.'' St. Peter says, ``Ok, go right through those pearly gates. Next! What did you do on Earth?'' ``I was a school teacher.'' ``Go right through those pearly gates. Next! And what did you do on Earth?'' ``I was a musician.'' ``Go around the side, up the freight elevator, through the kitchen...''

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