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Guitar Quote of the Day for 8/27/2016

"Mick Goodrick was the first guitarist I ever played with who made me feel ridiculous."
- Pat Metheny

Musician Joke of the Day for 8/27/2016

A violinist was auditioning for the Halle orchestra in England. After his audition he was talking with the conductor. "What do you think about Brahms?" asked the conductor.

"Ah..." the violinist replied, "Brahms is a great guy! Real talented musician. In fact, he and I were just playing some duets together last week!"

The conductor was impressed. "And what do you think of Mozart?" he asked him.

"Oh, he's just swell! I just had dinner with him last week!" replied the violinist. Then the violinist looked at his watch and said he had to leave to catch the 1:30 train to London.

Afterwards, the conductor was discussing him with the board members. He said he felt very uneasy about hiring this violinist, because there seemed to be a serious credibility gap.

The conductor knew for certain that there was no 1:30 train to London.

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