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Guitar Quote of the Day for 7/27/2016

"What's a rock band without smoke bombs and flash pots?."
- Joe Perry

Musician Joke of the Day for 7/27/2016

A new conductor was at his first rehearsal. It was not going well. He was wary of the musicians as they were of him. As he left the rehearsal room, the timpanist sounded a rude little "bong."

The angry conductor turned and said, "All right! Who did that?"

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