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Guitar Quote of the Day for 8/1/2014

"We realized our instruments were broken, that's how the concert ended."
- Brij Bhushan Kabra

Musician Joke of the Day for 8/1/2014

One day, a tuba player wanted to torture the drummer behind him, so he hid one of the drummer's sticks. After looking around for a few minutes with a frantic, wide-eyed expression, the drummer fell to his knees, flung his arms wide, and screamed to heaven: "Finally! The miracle, after all these years! I'm a conductor!"

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