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Humor: Guitar Jokes & Quotes

Guitar Quote of the Day for 3/9/2010
"My ear tells me when it's trash, when it's time to go home, get rest, and start tomorrow."
- Nils Lofgren

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Musician Joke of the Day for 3/9/2010
Why are a guitarist's fingers like lighting?
They rarely strike the same spot twice.

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