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Guitar Quote of the Day for 2/24/2017

"We realized our instruments were broken, that's how the concert ended."
- Brij Bhushan Kabra

Musician Joke of the Day for 2/24/2017

Two musicians are driving down a road. All of a sudden they notice the Grim Reaper in the back seat. Death informs them that they had an accident and they both died. But, before he must take them off into eternity, he grants each musician with one last request to remind them of their past life on earth.

The first musician says he was a Country & Western musician and would like to hear eight choruses of Achy-Breaky Heart as a last hoorah!

The second musician says ``I was a jazz musician...kill me now!''

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