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Guitar Quote of the Day for 2/12/2016

"A lot of times we'd get $5 split between four or five musicians."
- Bo Diddley ()

Musician Joke of the Day for 2/12/2016

A player in an orchestra forgot the time of their next performance, so he rang the conductors office and asked to speak to the conductor. He was told that he had passed away earlier.

He hung up, considered this for a few minutes, then rang again. He got the same reply. After the fifteenth time, he got the reply, "Look, he's dead! Why the hell do you keep ringing us?."

Replied the musician, "I just like to hear you say it."

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